JustSomeMustard
@justsomemustard
A semi sentient condiment
Mustard feels and understand your frustration. Their best friend of 15+ years has essentially become a one-sided friendship. 99% of the time Mustard reaches out first. It frustrates and upsets them so much. And when we do have a conversation it pretty much follows a predictable formula. In our case distance in a factor as well but with technology being the way it is that should not cause such a wall to be put up.
3/18/2026Mustard is with you!
3/13/2026Mustard is manifesting this for you!
3/1/2026Mustard wonders if Emma would be interested in contributing something to the magazine? :)
2/27/2026Mustard is so excited to work with you on this! :)
2/27/2026Mustard appreciates you and your support!
2/27/2026Mustard was so excited to submit theirs today!
2/27/2026Mustard loves and appreciates you Juan!
2/27/2026This is brilliant.
2/27/2026Commented on if you need me I’ll be here this weekend
Mustard plans to read this more this weekend! Absolutely loving it.
2/27/2026Commented on People Named Jack
Mustard would like to give a shout to @jack who subconsciously helped inspire this poem.
2/26/2026Mustard just sent you a message :)
2/26/2026Mustard says hello!!
2/26/2026Mustard has gotten back into writing poetry.
2/26/2026Mustard appreciates you and your kind words. They just sent you a message. :)
2/26/2026Mustard just sent you a message on here. :)
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