People Named Jack

According to my mum
people named Jack never
talk back nor do they indulge
in sass or being crass

According to my mum
people named Jack are
really great chaps and
will always have your
back in times of need

According to my mum
people named Jack lead
when others just want to
follow

According to my mum
people named Jack enjoy
a light snack whether on
a picnic or corporate trip
you can always count on them
to have a bag of crisps

According to my mum
people named Jack can
run laps real well on a
high school track without
ever running out of breath

According to my mum
people named Jack can
jump real high as a matter
of fact

According to my mum
people named Jack are
capable of becoming a
mechanic and obtaining
their certificate

According to my mum
my father is named Jack
but I already knew that