Poems for PBK: Volume 9

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Heckless, the Reckless

Heckless, the Reckless,

Is a goblin who’s heckless,

Which means that he’s feckless,

At being quite reckless.

He doesn’t give a heck,

If he causes a wreck,

Annihilates your deck,

Nor if he wrings your neck.

Some say he’s chaos reborn,

Those that he left with much scorn,

His clothing is often torn,

You may wish he wasn’t born.

The Filed-and-Stored Highland Fjord

The filed-and-stored highland fjord,

A place fit for any lord,

Just hold on to your longsword,

Or it might get filed and stored.

Home of The Sadder-Log Catalogue,

Often hidden by a misty fog,

A place you won’t find a single frog,

But you will find a story or blog.

It’s not a library per se,

More of a storage room I'd say,

Although it’s quite out of the way,

It’s still a place for you to play.

The Heaven-Divine Seventy-Nine

The Heaven-Divine Seventy-Nine,

Is seventy-nine fey on the line,

Between what is wrong and the divine,

A struggle that’s known all throughout time.

They stay on the line because they know,

That everyone will come and then go,

Until you die, you’ll learn and you’ll grow,

All part of this reality show.

They come all at once and fight as one,

Destroying evil is all but fun,

They will not quit until they are done,

Beating the butts of those they must shun.

The Ring of Bling

The Ring of Bling,

A precious and shiny thing,

Will make any woman sing,

“I’ll marry you with that ring.”

Set on silver, a flawless gem,

A rose cut without a stem,

A ring that’s not made for men,

Unless one wants to wed them.

A ring that’s for your engagement,

Crafted in perfect arrangement,

Its cost will cause some derangement,

A gift that is true love’s agent.

The Fart-Prone Smart Phone

The fart-prone smart phone,

Something you’ll want to use alone,

It’s smart but is flatulence-prone,

And has a rip-tootin’ ringtone.

It has all the apps you expect,

But its aroma is suspect,

Its diet is the key aspect,

Its guts you won’t want to inspect.

You’ll use speakerphone to make calls,

While hiding inside bathroom stalls,

Because it is gross and appalls,

You won’t be upset when it falls.

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