Pocketbook Title Ideas
A growing list of the titles I've brainstormed.
Mar 14, 2026 · 8 min read
So, the guidelines in the event has a character limit, so I'll be posting this and continuing to add to it as I think of more.
Go back to the event.
Also, go and read some of the poems I've written to get an idea of what I'd like. I'm making them all the same size to fit on six pages for game mechanics purposes. It doesn't have to be exactly the same, but short enough to fit on six pages.
The titles that have an asterisk are the ones that I've written. Don't let this detract you from writing your own for that title. Maybe yours will be better.
Also, please comment your own title ideas and whatever other suggestions you might have. I've also been steadily adding notes to the chat room in the event….[[|:-)
Also, each one is also a card type. Character (C), Weapon (W), Armor (A), Item (I), Spell (S), and Battlegrounds (B).
List of Titles
Orc, the Dork* (C)
Prancer, the Lancer* (C)
The Awful Waffle* (I)
The Dragon Wagon* (I)
The Eternal Kernel* (I)
The Fickle Sickle* (W)
The Frightening Lightning* (W)
The Funky Monkey* (C)
The Leather Feather* (I)
The Regal Eagle* (C)
The Short Fort* (B)
The Primadonna Katana* (W)
The Autographed Quarterstaff* (W)
The Cunning-Word Hummingbird* (C)
The Ever-Rude Gelatinous Cube* (C)
The Wrong-Throw Longbow* (W)
Howard, the Coward* (C)
The Halfling Staff Sling* (W)
The Outmost Outpost* (B)
The Necklace of Heckless* (I)
The Horn Utopia Cornucopia* (I)
The Chrome Tome (I)
The Battle Rattle (I)
The Scary Fairy (C)
The Dour Flower (I)
The Agrarian Barbarian* (C)
The Bored Sword (W)
The Queer Spear (W)
The Obscene Queen (C)
The Thing King* (C)
Melf, the Elf (C)
The Bright Knight (Luminous? Smart not strong?) (C)
The Freed Steed (C)
The Ornate Chestplate (A)
The Shield that Healed (I)
The Generic Cleric (C)
The Stranger Ranger (C)
The Gizzard Wizard (C)
The Stage Mage (C)
The Biter Fighter (C)
The Quince Prince (C)
The Vogue Rogue (C)
The Brief Thief (C)
The Drama Llama (C)
The Riff-Raff Giraffe* (C)
The Creased Beast (C)
The Warning-Far Morningstar (W)
The Stage-Strobe Mage Robe (A)
The Magic Mad Chick (Maybe not?) (C)
The Plant-and-Spore Manticore (C)
Heckless, the Reckless* (C)
The Unharmer Armor (A)
The Big-and-Mean Brigandine (A)
The Cat-Assault Catapult (Rat? Bat? Gnat???) (W)
The No-Bold Kobold (C)
The Hobnobbin' Hobgoblin (C)
The Gruesome Twosome (C)
The Jerk Dirk (W)
The Callused-Man Talisman (I)
The Glowing Shard Throwing Star (W)
The Silly-Deed Millipede (C)
The Straight-Lipped Great Whip (W)
The Gutless Cutlass (W)
The Eye-Unknown Ioun Stone (I)
The Over-Gauged Ogre Mage (C)
The Higher-Fail Dire Flail (W)
The Helm of Elm (A)
The Wee-Bolder Beholder (C)
The Tattle-Max Battle Axe (W)
The Indigo Wendiigo (C)
The Psychic Sidekick (C)
The Can-Burn Lantern (Can't-Burn?) (I)
The Lizard-Bond Wizard Wand (I)
The Spellbook of Zeldook (I)
The Hexagon Lexicon* (I)
The Bearcub Hair Club (W)
The Pleasure-Trap Treasure Map (I)
The Ring of Bling* (I)
The Cloak of Smoke* (A)
The Skinny-Wig Guinea Pig (C)
The Din-Sweeper Innkeeper (C)
The Hoarserer Sorcerer (C)
The Vain-Male Chainmail (A)
The Knuckler Buckler (I)
The Sans Grace Vanbrace* (A)
The Crème Brûlée Trebuchet (W)
Twin-Size Tin Sais (W)
The Balladin’ Paladin (C)
The Mild-Wowwer Wildflower (I)
The Door-Knock Warlock (C)
The Polyglot Lollipop (I)
The Stupendous Hugh Mendez (C)
Kama Kama Chameleon (C)
The Drape Cape (A)
The Gorilla Guerilla (C)
The Norse Battle Horse Saddle (I)
The Sip-It-Alottle Ship-in-a-Bottle (I)
The Slay-Poor Claymore (W)
The Burling-Service Whirling Dervish (C)
The Norseman’s Face Horseman’s Mace (W)
The Flower Field Tower Shield (I)
The Be-Well Seashell* (Props if you get the reference) (I)
The Steady-Glare Teddy Bear (I)
The Mass-Chuckle Brass Knuckle (W)
The Ant-Balloons Pantaloons (A)
The Hiding-Fruits Riding Boots* (A)
The Therapeutic Leather Tunic (A)
The Bard-Discord Harpsichord (I)
The Idle-Long Eidolon (C)
The Thread-Knot Dreadknaught (B)
The Lost-Frighten Frost Titan (C)
The Searing Earring (I)
The Rhyme-and-Lyring Diamond Earring (I)
The Have-a-Fear Cavalier (C)
The Fountain-Sweaty Mountain Yeti (C)
The Cattle-Borne Battle Horn (I)
The Poor-Manner War Banner (I)
The Diaper Gang Viper Fang (I)
The Rare-Saw Bear Claw (I)
The Caught-or-Snuck-It Water Bucket (I)
The Have-Shelf Half-Elf (C)
The Pain-Throat Raincoat (A)
The Money-Dangler Bunny Wrangler (C)
The Mock-Trick Lockpick (I)
The Troll-Tax Poleaxe (W)
The Poor-Man Warfan (W)
The Fridge-Poll Bridge Troll (C)
The Mourning-Laurie Morning Glory (I)
Laurie Butter, the Quarry Cutter (C)
The Wipe-or-Wrang Diaper Gang (C)
The Hate-or-Not Tater Tot (I)
The Toffee-Thug Coffee Mug (Toffee-Slug?) (I)
The Moss-Grow Crossbow (W)
The Icicle Tricycle (I)
The Short-Rester Court Jester (C)
The Door-Slammer Warhammer (W)
The Seat-is-Hotter Teeter Totter (I)
The Ladybug Braided Rug (I)
The Bath-Hate Half-plate (A)
The Stand-Firm Sandworm (C)
The Fought-In-Daily Motte-and-Bailey* (B)
The Sporty-Vocation Fortification (B)
The Bell-Slammer Spelljammer (C)
The Never-Shove Leather Glove* (I)
The Haunted Gauntlet (A)
The No-Go-Quick Pogo-Stick (I)
The In-Jury Ninja Gi (A)
The Dealing-Laugh Healing Salve* (I)
The Banana Lotion Mana Potion (I)
The Under-Form Thunderstorm (I)
The Dallas-Made Palisade (B)
The Angelic Fan Relic (I)
The Call-As-We-See’em Coliseum (B)
The Knee-Crackin’ Sea Kraken (Glee-Lackin'? Bris-Snackin'?) (C)
The Grins-Less Princess (C)
The Rumble-Tree Bumblebee C (Humble-Free?)
The Wig-and-Beard Brigadier C
The Lack-of-Pattern Jack-o-Lantern* I
The Puny-Thorn Uniform A (You-Need-Corn?)
The Stab-and-Lance Avalanche I (Had-a-Chance?)
The High-Romancer Pyromancer C
The Mini-Lego Winnebago I
The Knickknacks Pickaxe W
The Cloistered-World Oyster Pearl I
The Measure-Less Treasure Chest I
The High-in-Malice Flying Palace B
The Hunk-and-Pretty Sunken City B (Filled with handsome people)
The Spine-Ashiver Winding River B
The Greet-Hug Street Thug C (Eat-Bug?)
The Manned-Moon Sand Dune B
The Courtless Fortress B (No holds barred)
The Scald-None Cauldron I
The Power-Sass Hourglass I
The Tuba-Roar Troubador C
The Trimming-Weight Spinning Plate I
The Buttered-Better Studded Leather* A
The Faux-Unravelin’ Throwing Javelin W
The Rug-Tear Bugbear C (Hug-Rare?)
The Planned-a-Care Panda Bear C
The Hot-Shower Watchtower B
The Silly-Taunt Dilletante C
The Rare-Level Daredevil C
The Heavy-On-Sass Levee en Masse C (Maybe too advanced?)
The Earth-Day-Baked Birthday Cake I (Perhaps there can be monthly seasonal effects to some specials, in this case, if it’s Earth Day’s month and/or your birthday month, that will either trigger it or add to its effect)
The Prince-is-Feral Christmas Carol I
The St. Patrick’s Day Paint-Matchsticks Fey (Feint-Hat-Tricks?) C
The New Year’s Day Two-Tiers Bay B
The Groundhog’s Day Hounddog’s Whey I (Sound-Frog’s Cay?)
The Stubble-Bum Bubble Gum I
The Rain-Trough Chain Coif A
The Bass-In-Net Bascinet A (Glass-Inset?)
The Mount-and-Battle Mountain Saddle B
The Growing-Pains Rolling Plains B
The Fiddle-Faddle Riddle Paddle I
The Rustling-Rambler Hustling Gambler C
The Two-Bricks-Few Rubik’s Cube I
The Blind Florist Pine Forest B
The Silly-Coat Billy Goat C
The Mega-Suss Pegasus* C
The Slam-Your-Eye Samurai C
The Ate-Barnacle State Carnival B
The Showing-Snacks Throwing Axe W
The Plaster-Board Bastard Sword* W
The Stove-of-Convection Robe of Protection A
The Fridge-Met-Dinner Fidget Spinner I
The French-Goat Trench Coat* A
The Growing-Frills Rolling Hills B
The Rocket-Shipped Chocolate Chip* I
The Say-Go-Home Megaphone I
The Stick-Up-Nick Pick-Up Stick I
The Fart-Prone Smart Phone* I
The Praying-Hard Playing Card I (Straying-Far?)
The Heightening-Fright Lightning Strike S
The Smoking-Frog Choking Fog S
The Tragic-Whistle Magic Missile S
The Prancing-Lord Dancing Sword S
The Wombat-Arena Combat Marina B
The School-of-Dumb Rule of Thumb S
The Moldy-Smell Holding Spell S
The Liver Jam River Dam B
The Lack-of-Learn Packiderm C
The Irrelevant Elephant C
The Fishing-Hell Wishing Well B
The Rattle-Shield Battlefield B
The Laws-of-Freedom Mausoleum B
The Sigh-or-Bawl Fireball S
The Hate-All Great Wall B
The Slip-on-the-Brine Ship-of-the-Line B
The Sore-Stallion War Galleon B (More-Dallying?)
The Frown-All Town Hall B
The Chase-Mallrat Baseball Bat W
The Plate-of-Cake Crater Lake B
The Sans Yen Canyon B
The Nil-Pride Gnome Hillside Home B
The Filed-and-Stored Highland Fjord* B
The Ever-Bored Nether Lord C
The Macro-Hat Acrobat* C
The Frisco-Mall Disco Ball I
The Molden-Breast Coat-and-Vest A
The Swan’s Tail Bronze Flail W
The Amp-and-Tweeter Amphitheatre B (Tramp-and-Cheater? Cramped-In-Seater?)
The Primal-Task Tribal Mask A
The Nipper-Napper Whippersnapper C
The Savannah-Whipped Banana Split I
The Compliant Giant* C
The Mate-Harmer Plate Armor A
The Gimme-Fool Swimming Pool B
The Seldom-Firm Elder Wyrm C
The Trip-and-Ride Slip-and-Slide I
The Growing-Fear Throwing Spear W
The Heaven-Divine Seventy-Nine* C
Can you believe that that's 250 of them? [[|:-O
Thank you so much for reading. Please like, comment, and share. I hope you have a wonderful day….[[|:-)
Comments (6)
What age group are you aiming for? My 7 year old grand daughter was giggling as she read some of them. Great work with the rhymes.
Phee sez-"They are all either cute , clever or witty. Almost all of them are easy to picture as what it would be. Couple that are noticeably harder ; The Heaven-Divine Seventy-Nine, The Seldom-Firm Elder Wyrm , The Mate-Harmer Plate Armor , The Savannah-Whipped Banana Split, The Amp-and-Tweeter Amphitheatre , (Tramp-and-Cheater? Cramped-In-Seater?), The Primal-Task Tribal Mask ,The Nipper-Napper Whippersnapper, The Sans Yen Canyon, The Nil-Pride Gnome Hillside Home, The Filed-and-Stored Highland Fjord, The Lack-of-Learn Packiderm, The Heavy-On-Sass Levee en Masse, The Fought-In-Daily Motte-and-Bailey, The Cloistered-World Oyster Pearl and The Stupendous Hugh Mendez " she doesnt know what to make of those. Good luck.