Pocketbook Title Ideas
A growing list of the titles I've brainstormed.
So, the guidelines in the event has a character limit, so I'll be posting this and continuing to add to it as I think of more.
Go back to the event.
The titles that have an asterisk are the ones that I've written. Don't let this detract you from writing your own for that title. Maybe yours will be better.
Also, please comment your own title ideas and whatever other suggestions you might have. I've also been steadily adding notes to the chat room in the event….[[|:-)
Also, each one is also a card type. Character (C), Weapon (W), Armor (A), Item (I), and Battlefield (B).
List of Titles
Orc, the Dork* (C)
Prancer, the Lancer* (C)
The Awful Waffle* (I)
The Dragon Wagon* (I)
The Eternal Kernel* (I)
The Fickle Sickle* (W)
The Frightening Lightning* (W)
The Funky Monkey* (C)
The Leather Feather* (I)
The Regal Eagle* (C)
The Short Fort* (B)
The Primadonna Katana* (W)
The Autographed Quarterstaff* (W)
The Cunning-Word Hummingbird* (C)
The Ever-Rude Gelatinous Cube* (C)
The Wrong-Throw Longbow* (W)
Howard, the Coward* (C)
The Halfling Staff Sling* (W)
The Outmost Outpost* (B)
The Necklace of Heckless* (I)
The Horn Utopia Cornucopia* (I)
The Chrome Tome (I)
The Battle Rattle (I)
The Scary Fairy (C)
The Dour Flower (I)
The Agrarian Barbarian (C)
The Bored Sword (W)
The Queer Spear (W)
The Obscene Queen (C)
The Thing King (Loves things?) (C)
Melf, the Elf (C)
The Bright Knight (Luminous? Smart not strong?) (C)
The Freed Steed (C)
The Ornate Chestplate (A)
The Shield that Healed (I)
The Generic Cleric (C)
The Stranger Ranger (C)
The Gizzard Wizard (C)
The Stage Mage (C)
The Biter Fighter (C)
The Quince Prince (C)
The Vogue Rogue (C)
The Brief Thief (C)
The Drama Llama (C)
The Riffraff Giraffe (C)
The Creased Beast (C)
The Warning-Far Morningstar (W)
The Stage-Strobe Mage Robe (A)
The Magic Mad Chick (Maybe not?) (C)
The Plant-and-Spore Manticore (C)
Heckless, the Reckless (C)
The Unharmer Armor (A)
The Big-and-Mean Brigandine (A)
The Cat-Assault Catapult (Rat? Bat? Gnat???) (W)
The No-Bold Kobold (C)
The Hobnobbin' Hobgoblin (C)
The Gruesome Twosome (C)
The Jerk Dirk (W)
The Callused-Man Talisman (I)
The Glowing Shard Throwing Star (W)
The Silly-Deed Millipede (C)
The Straight-Lipped Great Whip (W)
The Gutless Cutlass (W)
The Eye-Unknown Ioun Stone (I)
The Over-Gauged Ogre Mage (C)
The Higher-Fail Dire Flail (W)
The Helm of Elm (A)
The Wee-Bolder Beholder (C)
The Tattle-Max Battle Axe (W)
The Indigo Wendiigo (C)
The Psychic Sidekick (C)
The Can-Burn Lantern (Can't-Burn?) (I)
The Lizard-Bond Wizard Wand (I)
The Spellbook of Zeldook (I)
The Hexagon Lexicon (I)
The Bearcub Hair Club (W)
The Pleasure-Trap Treasure Map (I)
The Ring of Bling (I)
The Cloak of Smoke* (A)
The Skinny-Wig Guinea Pig (C)
The Din-Sweeper Innkeeper (C)
The Hoarserer Sorcerer (C)
The Vain-Male Chainmail (A)
The Knuckler Buckler (I)
The Sans Grace Vanbrace (A)
The Crème Brûlée Trebuchet (W)
Twin-Size Tin Sais (W)
The Balladin’ Paladin (C)
The Mild-Wowwer Wildflower (I)
The Door-Knock Warlock (C)
The Polyglot Lollipop (I)
The Stupendous Hugh Mendez (C)
Kama Kama Chameleon (C)
The Drape Cape (A)
The Gorilla Guerilla (C)
The Norse Battle Horse Saddle (I)
The Sip-It-Alottle Ship-in-a-Bottle (I)
The Slay-Poor Claymore (W)
The Burling-Service Whirling Dervish (C)
The Norseman’s Face Horseman’s Mace (W)
The Flower Field Tower Shield (I)
The Be-Well Seashell (Props if you get the reference) (I)
The Steady-Glare Teddy Bear (I)
The Mass-Chuckle Brass Knuckle (W)
The Ant-Balloons Pantaloons (A)
The Hiding-Fruits Riding Boots* (A)
The Therapeutic Leather Tunic (A)
The Bard-Discord Harpsichord (I)
The Idle-Long Eidolon (C)
The Thread-Knot Dreadknaught (B)
The Lost-Frighten Frost Titan (C)
The Searing Earring (I)
The Rhyme-and-Lyring Diamond Earring (I)
The Have-a-Fear Cavalier (C)
The Fountain-Sweaty Mountain Yeti (C)
The Cattle-Borne Battle Horn (I)
The Poor-Manner War Banner (I)
The Diaper Gang Viper Fang (I)
The Rare-Saw Bear Claw (I)
The Caught-or-Snuck-It Water Bucket (I)
The Have-Shelf Half-Elf (C)
The Pain-Throat Raincoat (A)
The Money-Dangler Bunny Wrangler (C)
The Mock-Trick Lockpick (I)
The Troll-Tax Poleaxe (W)
The Poor-Man Warfan (W)
The Fridge-Poll Bridge Troll (C)
The Mourning-Laurie Morning Glory (I)
Laurie Butter, the Quarry Cutter (C)
The Wipe-or-Wrang Diaper Gang (C)
The Hate-or-Not Tater Tot (I)
The Toffee-Thug Coffee Mug (Toffee-Slug?) (I)
The Moss-Grow Crossbow (W)
The Icicle Tricycle (I)
The Short-Rester Court Jester (C)
The Door-Slammer Warhammer (W)
The Seat-is-Hotter Teeter Totter (I)
The Ladybug Braided Rug (I)
The Bath-Hate Half-plate (A)
The Stand-Firm Sandworm (C)
The Fought-In-Daily Motte-and-Bailey (B)
The Sporty-Vocation Fortification (B)
The Bell-Slammer Spelljammer (C)
The Feather-Love Leather Glove (Weather-Love?) (I)
The Haunted Gauntlet (A)
The No-Go-Quick Pogo-Stick (I)
The In-Jury Ninja Gi (A)
The Dealing-Laugh Healing Salve (I)
The Banana Lotion Mana Potion (I)
The Under-Form Thunderstorm (I)
The Dallas-Made Palisade (B)
The Angelic Fan Relic (I)
The Call-As-We-See’em Coliseum (B)
The Knee-Crackin’ Sea Kraken (Glee-Lackin'? Bris-Snackin'?) (C)
The Grins-Less Princess (C)
Thank you so much for reading. Please like, comment, and share. I hope you have a wonderful day….[[|:-)