Tim Forsythe
@timforsythe
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👑Founder
🤖Very Human
🪶Great Poet
🐬Playful
😂Actually funny
👀Engaged Reader
Writes funny poems
I posted this awhile back, but you may have missed it, so here it is again.
Did you hear that? That’s the clock on the wall saying, “tick tick tick, it’s your birthday,” and so it is. 🎂 In lieu of sending lavish gifts, consider purchasing my most recent book of Rhydiqulous Rhymes. You’ll get a physical book full of hilarious poems and I’ll get a pre-tax American dollar to spend on books and albums. It’s a win-win. More importantly, I’ll be rewarded by your act of generosity and the knowledge that my words, silly as they are, found a place in your home … probably on your bedside table 😎. www.wrizzit.com/post/rhydiqulous-rhymes-…
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Good morning followers, if you’re also a Substack user, you might want to follow me there as well. I occasionally post poems there that I don’t post here, you know, to mix things up. If you Subscribe, you’ll have access to my videos in the Chat. Here is a link to one of my poems on Substack. open.substack.com/pub/thewhimsicalwood/p…
“Lightening stabbed at the Earth like an inefficient assassin” - Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)
So I have a new granddaughter and was tasked by my wife to write a bunch of Mother Goose sounding nursery rhymes (which as turns out, is really hard). Most failed to pass muster. Enjoy your weekend.
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