Wrizzit

C Alan Morgan(he/him)·Apr 18, 2026

…despite Misti-Fae packing enough food in her Yeti to last a week—never mind the two days they were actually camping—they still had to make an emergency stop at the Kroger in Baldur’s Crossing, because, as any mom will tell you, no meal plan survives first contact with a pair of seven-year-olds, Dwarven or otherwise. Lexi and Livi, of course, wanted Hawaiian chicken—and they were adamant that only pineapple rings would do. Cubes and crushed were completely unacceptable. Misti-Fae didn’t know which was stranger: that the twins thought canned pineapple counted as camping food, that any Dwarf would prefer chicken to “red meat off the bone”—roast elk, in this case—or that she—a grown-ass Valkyrie—was letting herself be culinarily bullied by a pair of pint-sized dwarflings. 🤷 I suck at this whole writing thing…