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Returning to my regularly scheduled reading once I finish crashing out about the state of the publishing industry. My goal is to go to the park and run 13 miles. I will report back if successful/unsuccessful and/or if I pooped myself and we can all laugh about it. Xoxo
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(Think I forgot the pooping jokes are not a regular thing outside of running world. Aha. Excuse me.)
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Jonathink19d
Never, ever apologize for a poop joke. If I tried to run 13 miles pooping myself would be the least of my concerns. I covered this and so much more in jonathankronstadt.substack.com/p/the-end… Yo go girl, in however many ways you need to.
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This was brilliant, tender (while addressing “embarrassing” situations) and funny. My gosh. Re-pasting it here in case others have trouble with the link: open.substack.com/pub/jonathankronstadt/…
Lee Summers19d
Oh my goooooood you unlocked a core memory for me! I was volunteering at a half marathon my Mom was running and she actually did poop herself ahhh!
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It's a real thing, haha! And we laugh because it's better than the alternative emotions. 😆 Kudos to your mom!
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Chris Grey19d
I know about this. In 9th grade we were tasked to run a mile in PE, and I finished second around 5:45, but I seriously thought I HAD pooped myself only to learn the muscles had gone numb....[[|:-D
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BearWiseman18d
I am 39 years old and still think poop jokes are funny (but I have IBS and my partner has IBD, so it's either laugh or be embarrassed forever, so we go with the former) 😁
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