Trapped in the TV

Frantic, frenzied
2D me.
Cartoon crazy!
Rubbery!

Bonkers, honkers,
Powie! Twee!
Racers, chasers!
Mercy me!

Bells and whistles
In my face!
Also pies!
I hate this place!

Teeny, then
I’m supersized!
Endlessly
I’m terrorized!

Don’t know how
I’m here or why.
And, worst of all:
I’ll never die!

AAAAAaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH!!!

Boink…

…boink…

…boink…