Olympian Texts
a collection of haikus
Apr 10, 2026 · 1 min read
Lightning needs to strike!
I won't hide the kids. I don't
want to be like Dad.
got places to be
but i can meet up fast if
u come to market
The maze monster is
MY fault? But YOU broke the deal!
Sorry, not sorry!
Nope! Never having
kids! It took Mom 9 days to
push your big head out!
Pretty lady with
a big storage container?
DO NOT OPEN IT!!!
You can't build a new
mother for yourself. Trust me,
I tried many times.
Killed the lion AND
the hydra?! Tell him to bring
the deer back alive!
Tell your mother I
said bye. Get pomegranates
on your way back home.
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