I Sat on a Snake

During my break
I sat on a snake
my best mate said
your observational skills
have never been great

now I've been bit
and this snake is
rightfully pissed
have no idea if it is
poisonous

if it is
let me meet my fate
tell my mum that a
snake bit my bum
and death was the
desired outcome

tell my dad they
are right, I am a
bloke who never
will amount to a
thing

i feel my blood
rushing and my
eyes are starting to
shut

should have never
gone outside for
lunch

or ventured off
into the woods
I have never been

my last words ar-