daun ov the dedd
zombie poem
Apr 19, 2026 · 1 min read

ai push tha muffuq livin wun down on tha spaik
the spaik in his hed an oll breyns leekin outha skul
yum yum deelish warm slik brayns laik hunny from a beee
the day ov the ded haz cum livin boi, reed um n weep
livin asshol thinkin he reddy to shotgunn mai hedd off
but ayam furst an ai gottim bai tha throte an tha blud
the warm livin bludd the sweet livvery bludd oll flowin
its a shower, an a sweet shower tu - ov BLUDDD!
jussss bluddd
an thay h8 us them livvins thay h8 an thay feerr us
well we h8 them tu but we r morrvn em an we cumm
tu taikovarr tha wuold - we taykin ovarr livin buddy
we tayk yur wuold ain nuffin yu kin du ole bud - cept dai
an wen yu dai yu joyn n we go seekin for livvins 2gether
an wen we wawk tha erth oll 2tegrger we dai an we livv
an wen yu dai yu wiv uss boi we wawk to noo yawk
we 2gvr, we dedd, we wawk an we livv
we maastas ovr erth
wawkin ovr th gud erth
ovr th erth
oll the erth ovr4
Comments (4)

g.a.costa1d ago
I read this in a Scottish accent, lol. This made me think of Irvine Welsh's writing style.
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