blinding binding light

Under the banner scripted gold

new recruits let facial glow

indicate eagerness to go

forth in the mission to correct

open door policies to sinful

rest and recreation pastimes

meant not for the riffraff but more

supremely superior ranks

who bear in minds matters weighty

in the departments where order

looms large; order's importance

looms large; like a moon-size balloon.

Comedy will be squeaky clean

or new holy execs will take

lots of pains to teach virtuous

lessons on objective beauty.

Every tongue shall be taught to

confess belief in working hard

to keep superiors comfy.